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• 1 media/Thumb 1410.png 2024-11-26T15:06:22-05:00 "Miscellany" 20 Briefs: An animal rights activist – Famous criminal trial proceedings – The poor in Paris – Tragic death of an infant – Wax museums – Alcoholism in Paris – The way drunkenness is dealt with in Argentina – Blind education – Dogs on the telephone – Suppression of tipping – Men's fashion reform – Getting gold from teeth plain 2024-12-03T17:33:44-05:00 09-16-1890 Translation:

  Louise Michel, Protector of Animals

  In an international congress of vegetarians held recently in London, the famous speaker said that all of her friends in France were in agreement on this subject, along with the members of the assembly, and that she believed that it is impossible for mankind to be happy while they are making animals suffer so much.
  
  Before the sessions had ended, the vegetarian congress decided to send a petition to the European Parliaments for the prohibition of living animals and the suppression of slaughterhouses.
  
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  The Gouffé Affair

  The dossier of the Gouffé Affair is finally complete. The Indictment Division will be called to examine it these days. It will pronounce the dismissal in front of the Criminal Court, of Eyraud and of Gabrielle Bompard. The debates will begin in the first half of November at the earliest.
  
  Councillor Heurteloup will preside over the proceedings of this important affair.
  
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  The Poor in Paris

  The latest triennial census has revealed the existence, in Paris, of 40,081 indigents and 49,693 needy enrolled in the Administration of Public Assistance. In the category of the indigents are included the infirm, the elderly and orphans under thirteen years of age to whom regular and periodic subventions are allocated. The needy, conversely, are occasionally assisted, supported temporarily and susceptible, throughout the year, of being able to provide for themselves. This makes a total of 90,000 people to support; which gives a total of approximately one person to maintain out of every 24 in Paris, or a bit more than 4%.
  
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  Baby Killed by a Blow from a Rock

  A deplorable accident occurred in the Luxembourg Garden. Out of view of their caretaker, children often throw stones into trees to knock down the chestnuts that are currently ripe.
  
  Last Sunday, a stone thrown thus came down, after hitting a branch, and crashed into the forehead of a baby of about two years old who was playing a few metres away. The poor young thing was killed instantly.
  
  This accident, whose perpetrator has not been determined, has send terror through the whole population of mothers, babies and nannies, who frequent the garden.
  
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  The Consecration of Modern Glory

  It would be juvenile to think that the Chamber, the Academy or the Senate represents the supreme consecration of fame and talent. True glory, in this fin de siècle, is a wax statue in the Grévin Museum. When you've achieve this, you can considered yourself as having "arrived."
  
  It has been announced that at the start of winter, this varied wax museum will inaugurate a collection of chosen heads, placed on the shoulders of artists and writers, of journalists and travellers, of statesmen and novelists in fashion.
  
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  Alcoholism in Paris

  The première of L'Assomoir inspired sad reflections on the corruption of the working class, of which alcoholism is the greatest and the most formidable agent. It is a fact that the worker is deserting family life more and more for exterior life, which has strong seductions for him. But it must not be hushed up: this enemy of modern society, this plague on the people, this supreme cause of demoralization and degeneracy, alcohol, has become a power that we do not dare to deal with. In France, the alcohol seller is a power in the State by his electoral influence; it is furthermore one of the most important factors for balancing the budget.
  
  There are many laws against drunkenness, but they are never implemented. By a prejudice that is as dire as it is well established, the people think that alcohol is a source of strength and energy, when it inevitably has the opposite result.
  
  The day is not far off when alcoholism will be the most pressing issue in the State, since depopulation, rickets, etc., all these ills that are threatening Europe surely have no other cause.
  
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  The Argentine Republic and Drunkards

  It seems that the Argentine Republic has a singular but very effective method of dealing with its drunkards.
  
  A Frenchman, who went to make his fortune in the country, was arrested for drunkenness.
  
  Instead of being released after paying a fine, the unfortunate was condemned to sweep the roads for a week. He was so humiliated that, when he was done, he quickly left the country.
  
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  The Blind and the Advanced Certificate

  Miss Joséphine Truffeau, former student of the French National Institute for Blind Children, and aspiring teacher for that school, obtained, in the last exam session in the Hôtel-de-Ville, the advanced certificate. It is the first time that a blind person has taken this difficult exam.
  
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  Dogs and the Telephone

  It is not only humanity that is improving itself through the progress of science, animals too are seeing their instincts refined in contact with civilization.
  
  The following fact, presented as authentic in the scientific review La Nature, gives proof:
  
  A notary in Dijon connected his study to his country house via telephonic line. A few days later, he left from his office, forgetting to bring his dog with him. Arriving at Bagatelle—such is the name of the property—he picked up the telephone and gave the order to one of his clerks to put the speaker of the apparatus up to the ears of his dog. The latter allowed this to be done, and his master called him: "Fox! Fox!" The dog hesitated for an instant, looked around and then came back to the telephone. His master called him again. He recognized the voice, and, after barking three or four times, he left out the door and made a beeline for Bagatelle, where he arrived half an hour later.
  
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  Suppression of Tipping

  It seems that the café waiters have recently taken the initiative to start a reform that, if it works out, will give great satisfaction to public opinion. It consists in prompting a congress whose object will be the suppression of tipping.
  
  If court bailiff fees hit those who do not pay their fines and accelerate their ruin, tips hit those who do pay and prepare theirs.
  
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  Fashion Reform

  There is much talk about modifying the form of clothes which the ugly sex wear to their disadvantage. It is a question of frilled shirts and lace cuffs. Colourful suits and short pants are on the brink of being adopted.
  
  Th good old days will be revived. It will certainly be very original at the outset. All the same! There are men who will be only mediocrely satisfied to be dressed like that.
  
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  A Means of Getting Gold

  A curious gold reserve for the future.
  
  American dentists are constantly putting gold in their clients jaws, so mistreated they are by the Yankees' abuse of ice cream and soft drinks.
  
  A French thinker, after having added up several statistics on the topic, came to the conclusion that the gold used for this purpose annually in the New World is no less than 800kg.
  
  This represents the respectable sum of 2,500,000 francs and the precious metal is, of course, buried, after the death of the Yankees, with their jaws.
  
  Supposing this lasted three centuries (this is still the statistic speaking) the cemeteries of the United States will contain a value of 750 million francs in gold, the equivalent of the gold money that is currently circulating in the country.
  
  Those are rich and sinister deposits indeed.